Explosion

To ensure a wretched explosion put a bottle of bubbly in the freezer and forget about it and voilà, instant explosion in your home that causes neither harm to your house or household except you'll find glass fragments all over your bloody freezer. Just ask Shrek for more detailed instructions as he has become the newset and most sensational expert. Swell

Hot news

There has been a lack of posts with 'hot content' lately.

Here is a little tidbit.

The 'macaques' pay for services with sexual favours that include: lice combing...
Sexual services can be reciprocated with non-sexual payments even in the natural animal kingdom which doesn't surprise me in the least bit.

In other hot news a Malaysian minister has been forced to early retirement. Videos of him and his 'young' mistress caught in the act of corpulating or mating or fornicating circulated the internet and fotos appeared on front pages of the paper press. Why is it that the politicos are held to be exemplaires of humans who cannot cheat or have a bit of fun on the side? circa Clinton and his exploits...