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mercredi 8 août 2007

Ode to IKEA (for my husband)



I adore thou o fearless one
Knowing full well thou art
Every handyman's fantasy
All consuming passion


IKEA is on the verge of total world domination with an all conquering concept.

IKEA is to furniture cum DIY cum useless decorations cum occasionally relevant or useful amenagements what McDonalds is to fast-food (or in some instances Food)

Beware an IKEA franchise is

Coming to a location near you.
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