One sure fire way of getting my finicky little Baby Ben to eat is to say in all earnestness
'Do you want Kitty (from Hello Kitty fame) to like you?'
to which her reply is a resounding nod
I continue to plow away
'If you want Kitty to love you you should eat more of this (this being whatever it is I am in the process of spoon feeding her) and then she will be your friend and play with you'
Her appetite is whetted at the mention of Hello Kitty and the irony of it all has not escaped me.
She eats until her hunger has been sated.
Hello Kitty's power is appreciated by me until the day Baby Ben is old enough to nag me to buy her Hello Kitty merchandise to which my reply will be Hello Kitty is a fad and she is everybody's friend not just yours so you need to find a friend who is more unique and special than that insidiously infectious kitty.
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